Happy Homecoming Week!!

Thought of the Day

Each day when I awake I know I have one more day to make a difference in someone's life.
- James Mann

Bad Joke of the Day

When food falls on the floor, the Little Germs scream "Let's get it!" while the Mama Germ says "No, we must wait five seconds."

Random Fact of the Day

A cockroach is able to hold its breath for forty-five minutes.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

65-90 | 4th Place | 25.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 7 Oakland: 11
Next Up:
Mon., Sept. 23, 7:10pm vs Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 27 Cleveland: 31
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 29, 12:00pm vs Pittsburgh Steelers (at London)


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 37 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 13-14 Season Face-off: 10 days
Thurs., Oct. 3, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings


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