Happy Homecoming Week!

Thought of the Day

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one the second time.
- H. W. Shaw

Bad Joke of the Day

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!

Random Fact of the Day

15% of Americans have a tattoo.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

64-89 | 4th Place | 17.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 2 Detroit: 1
Next Up:
Mon., Sept. 24, 7:10pm vs New York Yankees


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 24 San Francisco: 13
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 30, 12:00pm at Detroit Lions


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 39 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 19 days
Sat., Oct. 13, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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