Happy Homecoming Week!!

Thought of the Day

It's not enough to be busy; so are the ants. The question is: what are we busy about?
- Henry David Thoreau

Bad Joke of the Day

How do mules open locked barns?
With don-keys.

Random Fact of the Day

Giraffes can last longer than camels without drinking water. When they do drink, they can drink about 12 gallons at one time!

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

66-90 | 4th Place | 24.5 games behind
W - Minnesota: 4 Detroit: 3
Next Up:
Tues., Sept. 24, 7:10pm vs Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 27 Cleveland: 31
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 29, 12:00pm vs Pittsburgh Steelers (at London)


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 36 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 13-14 Season Face-off: 9 days
Thurs., Oct. 3, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings


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