Happy Homecoming Week!

Thought of the Day

Heaven never helps the one who will not act.
- Sophocles

Bad Joke of the Day

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off.

Random Fact of the Day

44% of the members of the US Congress are millionaires.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

64-90 | 4th Place | 18.5 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 3 New York Yankees: 6
Next Up:
Tues., Sept. 25, 7:10pm vs New York Yankees

www.twinsbaseball.com


Minnesota Vikings

2-1
Results:
W - Minnesota: 24 San Francisco: 13
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 30, 12:00pm at Detroit Lions

www.vikings.com


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 38 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

www.timberwolves.com


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 18 days
Sat., Oct. 13, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche

www.wild.com


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