Have A Great Friday!!

Thought of the Day

Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
- Mark Twain

Bad Joke of the Day

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.

Random Fact of the Day

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel.

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