Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.

Bad Joke of the Day

Now matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

Random Fact of the Day

The little lump of flesh just forward of your ear canal, right next to your temple, is called a tragus.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

61-98 | 5th Place | 31 games behind
W - Minnesota: 6 Cleveland: 4
Next Up:
Mon., Sept. 26, 7:10pm vs Kansas City Royals


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 23 Detroit: 26
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 2, 12:00pm at Kansas City Chiefs


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 37 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 12 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets


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