Happy Homecoming Week!

Thought of the Day

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow.
- Chinese Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!

Random Fact of the Day

0.01% of people are over 100 years old.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

65-91 | 4th Place | 18.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 2 New York Yankees: 8
Next Up:
Fri., Sept. 28, 7:10pm vs Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 24 San Francisco: 13
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 30, 12:00pm at Detroit Lions


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 36 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 16 days
Sat., Oct. 13, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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