Happy Homecoming Week!!

Thought of the Day

One may go a long way after one is tired.
- French Proverb

Bad Joke of the Day

How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
You rocket.

Random Fact of the Day

The Uniform Time Act, passed by Congress in 1966, standardized Daylight Saving Time across the nation.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

66-93 | 4th Place | 27 games behind
L - Minnesota: 5 Cleveland: 6
Next Up:
Fri., Sept. 27, 7:10pm vs Cleveland Indians


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 27 Cleveland: 31
Next Up:
Sun., Sept. 29, 12:00pm vs Pittsburgh Steelers (at London)


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 33 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 13-14 Season Face-off: 6 days
Thurs., Oct. 3, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings


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