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Thought of the Day

When eating a fruit, think of the person who planted the tree.

Bad Joke of the Day

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

Random Fact of the Day

Despite accounting for just one-fiftieth of body weight, the brain burns as much as one-fifth of our daily caloric intake.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

63-99 | 5th Place | 32 games behind
W - Minnesota: 1 Kansas City: 0
Next Up:
Next Year - Please bring back Cuddy!

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 23 Detroit: 26
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 2, 12:00pm at Kansas City Chiefs

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 34 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 9 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets

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