Happy Last Day of September!!

Thought of the Day

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Bad Joke of the Day

A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.

Random Fact of the Day

The average ear of corn has eight-hundred kernels arranged in sixteen rows.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

63-99 | 5th Place | 32 games behind
W - Minnesota: 1 Kansas City: 0
Next Up:
Next Year - Please bring back Cuddy!


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 23 Detroit: 26
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 2, 12:00pm at Kansas City Chiefs


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 33 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: 8 days
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets


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