Happy October!!

Thought of the Day

One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
- Archibald Rutledge

Bad Joke of the Day

Have you heard the one about the sick chemist?
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium.

Random Fact of the Day

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the longest time anyone has had the hiccups is 68 straight years!

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

66-96 | 4th Place | 27 games behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Cleveland: 5
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 34 Pittsburgh: 27
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 13, 12:00pm vs Carolina Panthers


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 29 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 13-14 Season Face-off: 2 days
Thurs., Oct. 3, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Kings


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