Happy Tuesday!

Thought of the Day

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.
- Voltaire

Bad Joke of the Day

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!?

Random Fact of the Day

72% of cardiovascular deaths are preventable with healthier lifestyle choices.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

66-94 | 5th Place | 21 games behind
L - Minnesota: 5 Toronto: 6
Next Up:
Tues., Oct. 2, 6:07pm at Toronto Blue Jays


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 20 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 7, 3:25pm vs Tennessee Titans


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 31 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 11 days
Sat., Oct. 13, 7:00pm vs Colorado Avalanche


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