Happy Friday!!

Thought of the Day

When things go wrong don't go with them.
- Elvis Presley

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder.

Random Fact of the Day

Each day about 1.6 billion servings of Coca-Cola are sold around the world.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

66-96 | 4th Place | 27 games behind
Results:
L - Minnesota: 1 Cleveland: 5
Next Up:
Next Year

www.twinsbaseball.com


Minnesota Vikings

1-3
Results:
W - Minnesota: 34 Pittsburgh: 27
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 13, 12:00pm vs Carolina Panthers

www.vikings.com


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 26 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic

www.timberwolves.com


Minnesota Wild

0-0-1 | 1 Point | 5th Place | 1 point behind
Results:
OTL - Minnesota: 2 Los Angeles: 3
Next Up:
Sat., Oct. 5, 7:00pm vs Anaheim Ducks

www.wild.com


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