Happy Friday!

Thought of the Day

No great person ever complains of want of opportunities.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bad Joke of the Day

How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
Take away his credit card.

Random Fact of the Day

Americans throw out 27% of the 350,000,000 pounds of food they buy each year.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

66-96 | 5th Place | 22 games behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Toronto: 2
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 20 Detroit: 13
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 7, 3:25pm vs Tennessee Titans


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 28 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 21 days
Fri., Oct. 26, 6:00pm at Columbus Blue Jackets


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