Happy Day #34!!

Thought of the Day

Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.

Bad Joke of the Day

How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.

Random Fact of the Day

A car traveling at a constant speed of 60 miles per hour would take over 48 million years to reach the nearest star (other than our sun), Proxima Centauri.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 182 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

www.twinsbaseball.com


Minnesota Vikings

0-4
Results:
L - Minnesota: 17 Kansas City: 22
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 9, 12:00pm vs Arizona Cardinals

www.vikings.com


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 26 days
Wed., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Atlanta Hawks

www.timberwolves.com


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 11-12 Season Face-off: Tomorrow!
Sat., Oct. 8, 7:00pm vs Columbus Blue Jackets

www.wild.com


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