Happy Monday!

Thought of the Day

People do less than they ought, unless they do all they can.
- Thomas Carlyle

Bad Joke of the Day

Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs!

Random Fact of the Day

47% of dogs in the United States sleep in a family member's bed.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

66-96 | 5th Place | 22 games behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Toronto: 2
Next Up:
Next Year


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 30 Tennessee: 7
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 14, 3:25pm at Washington Redskins


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 25 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 18 days
Fri., Oct. 26, 6:00pm at Columbus Blue Jackets


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