Good Morning!

Thought of the Day

It is better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
- Anatole France

Bad Joke of the Day

Why can't a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada? Because he's still alive!

Random Fact of the Day

According to the U.S. Census Bureau, 2.4% of all newlyweds are over 65.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

66-96 | 5th Place | 22 games behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Toronto: 2
Next Up:
Next Year

Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 30 Tennessee: 7
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 14, 3:25pm at Washington Redskins

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 24 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 17 days
Fri., Oct. 26, 6:00pm at Columbus Blue Jackets

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