Happy Day #40!!

Thought of the Day

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.
- Carol Burnett

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta

Random Fact of the Day

Mary was the most popular female baby name in the U.S. from 1879-1946 and 1953-1961.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 168 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 10 Carolina: 35
Next Up:
Mon., Oct. 21, 7:30pm at New York Giants


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 16 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic


Minnesota Wild

2-1-2 | 6 Points | 4th Place | 4 points behind
W - Minnesota: 5 Dallas: 1
Next Up:
Mon., Oct. 14, 6:30pm at Buffalo Sabres


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