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Thought of the Day

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he or she pleases.
- Jeremy Collier

Bad Joke of the Day

How did the pig get on the roof?
The swine flu!

Random Fact of the Day

An average tree produces 8,333 sheets of paper.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 167 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 26 Washington: 38
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 21, 12:00pm vs Arizona Cardinals

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 17 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 10 days
Fri., Oct. 26, 6:00pm at Columbus Blue Jackets

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