Happy Day #40!!
Thought of the Day
Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.
- unknown
Bad Joke of the Day
I got laser eye surgery a month ago, but still can't shoot lasers out of my eyes. Am I doing it wrong, or should I get a refund?
Random Fact of the Day
History's shortest war, lasting just 38 minutes, was fought between Great Britain and Zanzibar.
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