Happy Day #40!!

Thought of the Day

Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

I got laser eye surgery a month ago, but still can't shoot lasers out of my eyes. Am I doing it wrong, or should I get a refund?

Random Fact of the Day

History's shortest war, lasting just 38 minutes, was fought between Great Britain and Zanzibar.

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