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Thought of the Day

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other.
- Thomas Fuller

Bad Joke of the Day

Why can't Batman go fishing?
Because Robin eats all the worms!

Random Fact of the Day

Wikipedia, the open-source on-line encyclopedia that anyone can edit, is nearly as error-free as Encyclopedia Brittanica, according to a team of expert reviewers.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 160 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers

Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 21 Arizona: 14
Next Up:
Thurs., Oct. 25, 7:20pm vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 10 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 11 days
Sat., Nov. 3, 6:00pm at Tampa Bay Lightning

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