Happy Wednesday!

Thought of the Day

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?
Because he wanted rich soil!

Random Fact of the Day

Driving slower has an advantage: under 37 mph, most bugs bounce harmlessly off the hood and windshield. Above that speed, they splatter.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 159 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 21 Arizona: 14
Next Up:
Thurs., Oct. 25, 7:20pm vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 9 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 10 days
Sat., Nov. 3, 6:00pm at Tampa Bay Lightning


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