Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
- Carl Gustav Jung

Bad Joke of the Day

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.

Random Fact of the Day

The USDA's first nutrition guidelines were released in 1894. Highlights included: moderation, eat a variety of foods, watch your portion size, and avoid too much fat.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 158 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox

www.twinsbaseball.com

Minnesota Vikings

1-5
Results:
L - Minnesota: 7 NY Giants: 23
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 27, 7:30pm vs Green Bay Packers

www.vikings.com

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: 6 days
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic

www.timberwolves.com

Minnesota Wild

4-3-3 | 11 Points | T-3rd Place | 5 points behind
Results:
W - Minnesota: 2 Nashville: 0
Next Up:
Thurs., Oct. 24, 7:00pm vs Carolina Hurricanes

www.wild.com

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