Happy 2nd Quarter!!

Thought of the Day

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water.

Bad Joke of the Day

Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.

Random Fact of the Day

About 25 percent of all male Americans between the ages of ten and fifteen were "gainfully employed" in 1900.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 164 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 27 Green Bay: 33
Next Up:
Sun., Oct. 30, 12:00pm at Carolina Panthers


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 22 days?
Wed., Nov. 16, 7:00pm vs Milwaukee Bucks


Minnesota Wild

3-2-3 | 9 Points | T-2nd Place | 3 points behind
L - Minnesota: 2 Vancouver: 3
Next Up:
Thurs., Oct. 27, 7:00pm vs Anaheim Ducks


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