Happy Thursday!

Thought of the Day

I made my life my monument.
- Ben Johnson

Bad Joke of the Day

What should never be eaten after its served?
A tennis ball!

Random Fact of the Day

It costs $50 per second to operate Air Force One.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 158 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 21 Arizona: 14
Next Up:
Thurs., Oct. 25, 7:20pm vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 12-13 Season Tip-off: 8 days
Fri., Nov. 2, 7:00pm vs Sacramento Kings


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 9 days
Sat., Nov. 3, 6:00pm at Tampa Bay Lightning


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