Happy Day #50!!

Thought of the Day

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore

Bad Joke of the Day

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no-body to go with.

Random Fact of the Day

A typical kernel of popcorn pops in under 1/50th of a second.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 152 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 31 Green Bay: 44
Next Up:
Sun., Nov. 3, 12:00pm at Dallas Cowboys


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 13-14 Season Tip-off: Tonight!
Wed., Oct. 30, 7:00pm vs Orlando Magic


Minnesota Wild

6-4-3 | 15 Points | 3rd Place | 5 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Chicago: 5
Next Up:
Fri., Nov. 1, 7:00pm vs Montreal Canadiens


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