Happy October 31!!

Thought of the Day

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak.

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.

Random Fact of the Day

Only 3 percent of Americans ages 18 to 21 attended college in 1890.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 158 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 24 Carolina: 21
Next Up:
Mon., Nov. 14, 7:30pm at Green Bay Packers


Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 33 days?
Sat., Dec. 3, 9:30pm at Golden State Warriors


Minnesota Wild

4-3-3 | 11 Points | T-3rd Place | 5 points behind
W - Minnesota: 1 Detroit: 0
Next Up:
Tues., Nov. 1, 6:30pm at Detroit Red Wings


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