Happy Monday!!

Thought of the Day

Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
- Will Rogers

Bad Joke of the Day

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!

Random Fact of the Day

To detect when their maps are copied, mapmakers often will add various small errors to their map, such as fake roads.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 147 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 23 Dallas: 27
Next Up:
Thurs., Nov. 7, 7:25pm vs Washington Redskins


Minnesota Timberwolves

3-0 | 1st Place | 1 game ahead
W - Minnesota: 109 New York: 100
Next Up:
Mon., Nov. 4, 6:00pm at Cleveland Cavaliers


Minnesota Wild

8-4-3 | 19 Points | 3rd Place | 5 points behind
W - Minnesota: 4 New Jersey: 0
Next Up:
Tues., Nov. 5, 7:00pm vs Calgary Flames


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