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Thought of the Day

All misfortune is but a stepping stone to fortune.
- Henry David Thoreau

Bad Joke of the Day

Forewards it is heavy,
backwards it is not.
What is it?
A ton.

Random Fact of the Day

The average American home today contains more synthetic chemicals than the average chemical plant a century ago.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 147 days Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers www.twinsbaseball.com

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Minnesota Vikings

5-4 Results: L - Minnesota: 20 Detroit: 30 Next Up: Sun., Nov. 11, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions www.vikings.com

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Minnesota Timberwolves

1-1 | 2nd Place | 0.5 games behind Results: L - Minnesota: 86 Toronto: 105 Next Up: Mon., Nov. 5, 6:30pm at Brooklyn Nets www.timberwolves.com

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Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 26 days Sat., Dec. 1, 7:00pm at Nashville Predators www.wild.com

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Today's Sources:

• http://www.inspirational-quotes.info/index2.html
• http://www.azkidsnet.com/silly.htm
• http://www.veegle.com