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Thought of the Day

All misfortune is but a stepping stone to fortune.
- Henry David Thoreau

Bad Joke of the Day

Forewards it is heavy,
backwards it is not.
What is it?
A ton.

Random Fact of the Day

The average American home today contains more synthetic chemicals than the average chemical plant a century ago.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 147 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 20 Detroit: 30
Next Up:
Sun., Nov. 11, 12:00pm vs Detroit Lions

Minnesota Timberwolves

1-1 | 2nd Place | 0.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 86 Toronto: 105
Next Up:
Mon., Nov. 5, 6:30pm at Brooklyn Nets

Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 26 days
Sat., Dec. 1, 7:00pm at Nashville Predators

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