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Thought of the Day

Staying positive does not mean that things will turn out okay. Rather, it is knowing that you will be okay no matter how things turn out.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

A nice old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts. He's happy to take some. He asks her after a while why she isn't having any herself.
"Oh, young man," she says, "they're too hard on my poor teeth, I couldn't."
"Why did you buy them at all then?" wonders the driver.
"You see, I just love the chocolate they're covered in!"

Random Fact of the Day

If you could fold a piece of paper 50 times, its thickness would exceed the distance from here to the Sun.