Happy Wednesday!!

Thought of the Day

Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something.
- Henry David Thoreau

Bad Joke of the Day

When do you stop at green and go at red?
When you're eating a watermelon!

Random Fact of the Day

Chuck Norris was born Carlos Ray Norris in 1940.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 131 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox


Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 20 Seattle: 41
Next Up:
Sun., Nov. 24, 12:00pm at Green Bay Packers


Minnesota Timberwolves

7-5 | 3rd Place | 2.5 games behind
L - Minnesota: 100 Washington: 104
Next Up:
Wed., Nov. 20, 7:00pm vs Los Angeles Clippers


Minnesota Wild

13-5-4 | 30 Points | 3rd Place | 2 points behind
L - Minnesota: 2 Montreal: 6
Next Up:
Wed., Nov. 20, 6:30pm at Ottawa Senators


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