Happy November 20, 2015!!

Thought of the Day

Life doesn't always give you second chances, so take the first one.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Celery is 95% water...
And 100% not pizza.

Random Fact of the Day

William Henry Harrison is the only U.S. president never to sign a bill into law. He died before having the chance.

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