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Thought of the Day

The education of a man or woman is never completed until he or she dies.

Bad Joke of the Day

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a caterpillar?
A walkie-talkie!

Random Fact of the Day

On December 2, 1982 the first permanent artificial heart was successfully implanted.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2012 Season Opener: 126 days
Fri., Apr. 6, 6:05pm at Baltimore Orioles

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 14 Atlanta: 24
Next Up:
Sun., Dec. 4, 12:00pm vs Denver Broncos

Minnesota Timberwolves

Countdown to 11-12 Season Tip-off: 15 days?
Sat., Dec. 17, 7:00pm vs Washington Wizards

Minnesota Wild

15-7-3 | 33 Points | 1st Place | 4 points ahead
W - Minnesota: 3 Edmonton: 2
Next Up:
Fri., Dec. 2, 7:00pm vs New Jersey Devils

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