Happy Thursday!!

Thought of the Day

I opened two gifts this morning. They were my eyes.
- unknown

Bad Joke of the Day

Six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.

Random Fact of the Day

The "K" in Kmart is for the store's founder, Sebastian S. Kresge.

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