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Thought of the Day

Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.
- Conan O'Brien

Bad Joke of the Day

My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.

Random Fact of the Day

Most wood is made of about 50% carbon, 44% oxygen, 6% hydrogen.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2014 Season Opener: 109 days
Mon., Mar. 31, 1:10pm at Chicago White Sox

Minnesota Vikings

L - Minnesota: 26 Baltimore: 29
Next Up:
Sun., Dec. 15, 12:00pm vs Philadelphia Eagles

Minnesota Timberwolves

11-11 | 4th Place | 7 games behind
W - Minnesota: 106 Philadelphia: 99
Next Up:
Fri., Dec. 13, 7:30pm at San Antonio Spurs

Minnesota Wild

18-10-5 | 41 Points | 3rd Place | 10 points behind
L - Minnesota: 1 Anaheim: 2
Next Up:
Thurs., Dec. 12, 9:30pm at San Jose Sharks

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