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If you don't sacrifice for what you want, what you want becomes the sacrifice.
- unknown

One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that you're looking for a night guard?"
"Yeah, we got robbed tonight."

Taking Pi to 39 digits allows you to measure the circumference of the observable universe to within the width of a single hydrogen atom.