Happy End of the Semester!!

Thought of the Day

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.
- Paul Valery

Bad Joke of the Day

If you are what you eat, I'm dead meat.

Random Fact of the Day

The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery ticket are higher than your chances of winning a lottery.

Sports Watches

Minnesota Twins

Countdown to 2013 Season Opener: 101 days
Mon., Apr. 1, 1:10pm vs Detroit Tigers


Minnesota Vikings

W - Minnesota: 36 St. Louis: 22
Next Up:
Sun., Dec. 23, 12:00pm at Houston Texans


Minnesota Timberwolves

13-11 | T-2nd Place | 7 games behind
W - Minnesota: 99 Oklahoma City: 93
Next Up:
Sun., Dec. 23, 4:00pm at New York Knicks


Minnesota Wild

Countdown to 12-13 Season Face-off: 25 days
Tues., Jan. 15, 7:00pm vs Anaheim Ducks


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